Sign me up! I got my pen if a paper application is involved. If not, I’ll come up with a username, a password, whatever you need. See, I belong here with the rest of you dark spirit things that emerge as shadows from fiery portals. So let me in please. Let me join the club, for I am an official fan of the Hell House LLC series. How much of a fan am I? So much that I like Hell House LLC II – The Abaddon Hotel better than the first film of the franchise. And I like Hell House LLC a lot
It’s a rare thing in haunted house franchise films for a sequel to be on par or superior to the original Take the Amityville Horror franchise for instance. Can’t say I saw many that came after the original, but based on reviews it seems that the series slumps into cringeworthy nonsense (Tho I do want to watch and review the Amityville in Space film. I’m sure it sucks, but now and then I need the vacuum of space just to suck all the wind out of me. Sometimes too much wind makes too much gas). The second films of the Poltergeist and Paranormal Activity franchise were a bit ‘meh’ for my tastes. But Hell House LLC II – it be dope! (see, I’m learning to write all hip and shit).
Plot in brief: Mitchell Cavanaugh, a member of the documentary crew from the first film, is on a TV panel. Arguing in defense of the veracity of the documentary he worked on. Lawyer Arnold Tasselman is his counterpoint and fights for the banishing of the documentary, claiming it’s a hoax and harmful for the reputation of the town of Abaddon. A team of web bloggers seek out Mitchell, wanting to see for themselves if anything is amiss about the hotel. It is sealed off and public entry is forbidden. But they can break in and explore. Mitchell agrees. They break in. Everything has been left exactly the way it was on the night of the tragedy. Horror ensues.
So, what’s better about this film? First, the fact that this hotel is abandoned for the second time, with all the eerie props and creepy dummies remaining behind like the scattered remains in a battle bunker makes the whole environment all the more frightening. In the first film they were lifeless props soon to be possessed. In this film, they are truly haunted, having “lived” through the carnage of that fateful night. Once toys played with by the dark spirits, they are now owned by the dark spirits
Second, The overall scares are darker. Darker in meaning, darker in outcome. As with the original, there are twists. But some of these twists in the sequel are more unexpected than in the original. One revelation will leave you shitting in your pants (better higher a caregiver for this)
Third, this film clears up some confusion about the first movie. In the last review, I jokingly complained about how illogical it was for these kid haunters ro suddenly acquire an abandoned property and turn it into a haunt. Turns out, this sequel explains some of these legalities. Also, there was a scene in the first film I just didn’t understand. Haunter dude is sullen and mad at Alex Taylor – the Chief Haunter dude. “How can you do this to us?”, haunter dude says. Haunter-in -Chief tries to be reassuring. “It’ll be fine” he says, or something along those lines. I had no idea what in the hell these dudes were talking about. After seeing the second film, now I do (ain’t Iso special?).
Finally, Andrew Tully, the original hotel owner, the cult leader, the subject of many ghostly conspiracies, the dead Andrew makes an appearance in the film at a pivotal moment. Ohhh boy!
Sigh, I see on various review sites that Hell House LLC II is not exactly a beloved film. Does that mean I am wrong about the sequel being better than the original? I AM NOT! Guess those other reviewers are wrong and that is that. But, will I remain a fan after watching the third film and the prequel? I don’t know, The third has some pretty bad reviews as well. But when it comes right down to it, the only reviewer that really matters is what Seinfeld’s Kramer termed as “the little Man”. The little man lives inside of me, he tells me what’s right and wrong, what’s good and bad. He will be the judge.
Should this be the review where I delve into the found footage phenomena and provide insightful analysis on its effectiveness at establishing horror? Uh..nah! Maybe instead, I can go into what works and what doesn’t work when using the found footage style of filmmaking to make a haunted house film? Nah to that as well. Truth be told, I am no expert on these things. Moreover, a lot that depends on personal preference. Quite often it boils down to a) You like found-footage films. b) you do not like found footage films.
Bruckner. Three guys go bar hopping and bring home two women. One of them happens to be a succubus. Once they learn of her demonic tendencies, the rest of the night doesn’t go so well. Loved the film but once again, the shaky camera ruins the whole thing.